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The 1919 Army Cadets football team represented the United States Military Academy in the 1919 college football season. In their fifth non-consecutive season under head coach Charles Dudley Daly, the Cadets compiled a 6–3 record, shut out five of their nine opponents, and outscored all opponents 140 to 38.
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The Gander River is a river in eastern Newfoundland, Canada. It is 110 miles (177 km) long and originates at Partridgeberry Hill, south of Grand Falls-Windsor. The river then flows northeast to Gander Lake and on to Gander Bay on the Atlantic Ocean.
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