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{"type":"standard","title":"The Book of Colour","displaytitle":"The Book of Colour","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q113549048","titles":{"canonical":"The_Book_of_Colour","normalized":"The Book of Colour","display":"The Book of Colour"},"pageid":71447964,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/The_Book_of_Colour_book_cover.png","width":255,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/The_Book_of_Colour_book_cover.png","width":255,"height":390},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282964873","tid":"94043300-0cc1-11f0-b529-e960c2fd31b5","timestamp":"2025-03-29T17:16:40Z","description":"1995 novel by Julia Blackburn","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Colour","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Colour?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Colour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Book_of_Colour"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Colour","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Book_of_Colour","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Colour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Book_of_Colour"}},"extract":"The Book of Colour is a novel by British author Julia Blackburn, published in 1995 by Pantheon Books. Blackburn's first novel, the book was praised by critics and shortlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction.","extract_html":"
The Book of Colour is a novel by British author Julia Blackburn, published in 1995 by Pantheon Books. Blackburn's first novel, the book was praised by critics and shortlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction.
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}